The best blowjob in the history of the world

     O.K. this is a true story of the best blowjob I ever received. This is more of my humorous side and it is a bit vulgar, so you have been warned. (O.K, it is a lot vulgar)

     The year was 1991 or 92, I was in Las Vegas. I was at Gypsy (Gypsy is a gay bar) and in walks this cute blonde boy who must have been about 20. He starts eying me up and down, and very quickly invites me to go with him. I'm thinking, "Vegas baby, why not?" So I go with him. We go out to his car which is a Olds Toronado about a 1986 or 87 with leather seats and a sunroof. He drives not very far to a very dark gravel road next to the airport. The area is very dark and deserted except for the lights of the runways.
 
     The Pet Shop Boys are playing on the radio, and he says he just wants to blow me. I'm thinking, "Cool". It is a very warm night and he has the windows open and the sunroof. He reclines my seat, undoes my pants and proceeds to go to town. This boy knows exactly what he is doing, he is bobbing up and down on me and I'm just relaxed and enjoying it. Well, after a while of this wonderful BJ, I start to get close. Suddenly, the Toronado begins to vibrate, I hear a sound like thunder. It keeps getting louder and the Toronado shakes more. My eyes are rolling back because this boy sucks better than an Electrolux. I'm looking at the stars through the sunroof, the sound is roaring now, I'm close to exploding, I moan loudly to give him a courtesy warning that I'm about to explode. He doesn't care and doubles down, going deeper and harder, I'm thinking, "This boy is going to swallow the prize!" I didn't realize it because I was a little drunk, but we were actually at the end of a runway. I scream "Jesus!" as I explode  looking at the bottom of a jumbo jet like 50 feet above our heads, the sound is deafening, It was the most mind blowing orgasm I ever had and probably ever will have.

     He drives my back to Gypsy, I stumble out of the Toronado with a big grin on my face. He says "Thank you", I say, "No, thank you!". These are the blowjobs of our lives.

Chris H.